Things I am mad about & JMB Ideas

One night I was stressed and drinking and I started writting about stupid little things that piss me off. !!!! On paper they look angry but I hope to make them sound funny like George Carlin does. Below are some that I remember. Some are ideas and some are things I am made about.

- I keep getting a notice with my electric bill asking if I want to pay $20 more a month for wind power. It will be better for Sophia. It is better for everyone. But, someone is going to make a lot of money in a few short years from now because of it. It will not be me.

These people must be the same people selling the bottled water!!

If I am at a mall I would buy a huge cup of tap water filled with tons of ice. I would pay...........$.50

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Idea - Why do they make the Sushi rice rolls so big you cant put it in your mouth? I have tried to take a bite, I have tried cutting with a knife, and they are always to big to put in your mouth. What about making them popcorn chicken size. Daa!

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Someone had their wallet stollen the other day. The person who stole it had fun with their bank card that day. They got gas, went to Models, had dinner, had lunch. After a few thousand dollars the calls were placed to stop the spending. Does anyone ever look at your signature? What about a photo ID that says you are who you are.

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Sophia / DC/ Apple/Work

Well my little girl is even more cute now.

We are going to Washington DC for a few days in OCT. - I hope to take lots of Photos. We are going to be a block from the White house. Instead of Sophia in front of a tractor I want the White House in the back.

She is so good on the train. One in a while he freaks out and is real loud. I get embarrised but what are you going to do. She only cries right before she goes to sleep and when she does cry is is only for a min or 2. Her smiles give us more then we give her. Every morning she wakes up and sees me or Lisa and just SMILES soooo big. Our morning are so different now.

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I really want to hear Fiona Apples new one. I heard good things about it. When her first one came out I loved it. It got to famous. I have noticed that when I hear anything to much I then never listen to it or watch it.

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Work -

I think my past health stuff was partly because of stressing out. Work is in order now, For the moment, and it feels good. Real good.

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