Things I am mad about & JMB Ideas

One night I was stressed and drinking and I started writting about stupid little things that piss me off. !!!! On paper they look angry but I hope to make them sound funny like George Carlin does. Below are some that I remember. Some are ideas and some are things I am made about.

- I keep getting a notice with my electric bill asking if I want to pay $20 more a month for wind power. It will be better for Sophia. It is better for everyone. But, someone is going to make a lot of money in a few short years from now because of it. It will not be me.

These people must be the same people selling the bottled water!!

If I am at a mall I would buy a huge cup of tap water filled with tons of ice. I would pay...........$.50

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Idea - Why do they make the Sushi rice rolls so big you cant put it in your mouth? I have tried to take a bite, I have tried cutting with a knife, and they are always to big to put in your mouth. What about making them popcorn chicken size. Daa!

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Someone had their wallet stollen the other day. The person who stole it had fun with their bank card that day. They got gas, went to Models, had dinner, had lunch. After a few thousand dollars the calls were placed to stop the spending. Does anyone ever look at your signature? What about a photo ID that says you are who you are.

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